Best Buy Review by Mastachillz
Control the desire of your heart
In my life, many things are out of my control. My kids are out of control, my wife is out of control, my job is out of control, and most of the time my car is our of control... although that could be because my wife is driving. The one time in my life I'm in control is when I have this controller in my hands.
With this controller, I can scale mountains, I can command armies, I can jump to new heights, and I can pwn some noobs like they deserve. When I say jump it doesn’t say how high, it jumps as high as I want. When I say fire, it doesn’t just fire, it sprays and prays, it launched rockets, blows buildings up, and so much more. When I say go left it goes left… most of the time, when I say up or goes up… most of the time. I am in control. Oh and don’t get me stated on the realistic rumble and vibrating.
After a session with this bad boy, my life feels like I have fulfilled my purpose to dominate the world. To go forth to all the worlds and proclaim that I am unstoppable and I am in control.
Once I get up out of the chair and put my new controller down its back to a life where I’m not in control. But I guess that’s how life is isn’t it? We are never in control truly are we? Only when we are looking at the 1’s and 0’s, and that’s why I’m so glad I got this controller.
If you need to have that time in your life where you are in control, even if for only an hour, this is for you. I love my controller it helps my life feel full. I hope your life can be full too.